{
    "data": {
        "1": {
            "key": "Astriker",
            "name": "Ted Striker",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Keyser Soze, the Lawyer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "2": {
            "key": "GeneralThrax",
            "name": "Beauregard",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a reflector vest.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "3": {
            "key": "MiniMeatwad",
            "name": "BR",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Mike Murdock, the Roboticist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Keyser Soze, the Lawyer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "4": {
            "key": "ArgentSand",
            "name": "Adrian Grim",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a functional AI.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Sukapon, the AI, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "5": {
            "key": "UvvU",
            "name": "Cato Christopher",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Dakota King, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "6": {
            "key": "Paxilmaniac",
            "name": "Ekaterina Chekhov",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Uland Hunt, the Warden, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "7": {
            "key": "critscreen2",
            "name": "Beek-Azbai",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ashwalker",
            "antagonist_name": "Ash Walker",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect_object",
                    "text": "Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ashwalkers",
                "name": "Ashwalkers",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "8": {
            "key": "skycrafter",
            "name": "Neetizei-Tasha",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ashwalker",
            "antagonist_name": "Ash Walker",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect_object",
                    "text": "Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ashwalkers",
                "name": "Ashwalkers",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "9": {
            "key": "Darkfudge",
            "name": "Andre Stander",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/obsessed",
            "antagonist_name": "Obsessed",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/jealous",
                    "text": "Murder Beauregard, Kaitlin Auman's coworker.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hug",
                    "text": "Hug Chunkles 4 times while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/polaroid",
                    "text": "Take a photo with Chunkles while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed",
                    "text": "Murder Chunkles, the Clown.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spendtime",
                    "text": "Spend 3 minutes around Olaf Trolli while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/jealous",
                    "text": "Murder Slips-The-Halls, Olaf Trolli's coworker.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hug",
                    "text": "Hug Olaf Trolli 5 times while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed",
                    "text": "Murder Olaf Trolli, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "10": {
            "key": "critscreen2",
            "name": "Blob Overmind (595)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover",
                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "Critscreen2",
            "name": "Cotton",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Phi",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "dootdoom",
            "name": "Andy Bagsin",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/agent",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Agent",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Phi",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "Biwwy",
            "name": "Joey Bananas",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Kill murder destroy everything that isn't an abductor. The abductors are your gods and they are the best things in the universe. Protect them at all costs. The alien agent was a retard, remind everyone of that fact.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "somethingnotidiotic",
            "name": "Wujeeta-Wusha",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ashwalker",
            "antagonist_name": "Ash Walker",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect_object",
                    "text": "Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ashwalkers",
                "name": "Ashwalkers",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "15": {
            "key": "Biwwy",
            "name": "Joey Bananas",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "Darkfudge",
            "name": "Andre Stander",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Kill murder destroy everything that isn't an abductor. The abductors are your gods and they are the best things in the universe. Protect them at all costs. The alien agent was a retard, remind everyone of that fact.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "somethingnotidiotic",
            "name": "Druja-Asheemar",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ashwalker",
            "antagonist_name": "Ash Walker",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect_object",
                    "text": "Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ashwalkers",
                "name": "Ashwalkers",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "Darkfudge",
            "name": "Andre Stander",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "Prowhiteboy64",
            "name": "Uland Hunt",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "Astriker",
            "name": "Ted Striker",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Kill murder destroy everything that isn't an abductor. The abductors are your gods and they are the best things in the universe. Protect them at all costs. The alien agent was a retard, remind everyone of that fact.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "Astriker",
            "name": "Ted Striker",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "There is only one other person in existence, he is just really good at pretending to be multiple people.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "Bigfatbananacyclops",
            "name": "Blob Overmind (636)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover",
                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "CharlesIII",
            "name": "Ted Baker",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "24": {
            "key": "Enkment",
            "name": "Blob Overmind (717)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover",
                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "25": {
            "key": "Fhaxaris",
            "name": "Ante Hiro",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Go have a good conversation with the singularity\/tesla\/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "26": {
            "key": "Greyguard",
            "name": "Will Williams",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all purple!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "27": {
            "key": "PKPenguin321",
            "name": "Lauser McMauligan",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Kill murder destroy everything that isn't an abductor. The abductors are your gods and they are the best things in the universe. Protect them at all costs. The alien agent was a retard, remind everyone of that fact.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "28": {
            "key": "Stubbyfriend",
            "name": "Skyler Mortland",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Kill murder destroy everything that isn't an abductor. The abductors are your gods and they are the best things in the universe. Protect them at all costs. The alien agent was a retard, remind everyone of that fact.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "29": {
            "key": "Stubbyfriend",
            "name": "Skyler Mortland",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all monkeys.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "30": {
            "key": "PKPenguin321",
            "name": "Lauser McMauligan",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
    },
    "parser": null,
    "id": 3415001,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2019-08-09 06:26:54.000000",
        "timezone_type": 3,
        "timezone": "UTC"
    },
    "round": 115502,
    "key": "antagonists",
    "type": "associative",
    "version": 3,
    "json": "{\"data\":{\"1\":{\"key\":\"Astriker\",\"name\":\"Ted Striker\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Traitor\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\",\"text\":\"Assassinate Keyser Soze, the Lawyer.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/steal\",\"text\":\"Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/escape\",\"text\":\"Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"2\":{\"key\":\"GeneralThrax\",\"name\":\"Beauregard\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Traitor\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/steal\",\"text\":\"Steal the captain's antique laser gun.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/steal\",\"text\":\"Steal a reflector vest.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/escape\",\"text\":\"Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"3\":{\"key\":\"MiniMeatwad\",\"name\":\"BR\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Traitor\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\",\"text\":\"Assassinate Mike Murdock, the Roboticist.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\",\"text\":\"Assassinate Keyser Soze, the Lawyer.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/escape\",\"text\":\"Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"4\":{\"key\":\"ArgentSand\",\"name\":\"Adrian Grim\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Traitor\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/steal\",\"text\":\"Steal a functional AI.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/maroon\",\"text\":\"Prevent Sukapon, the AI, from escaping alive.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/escape\",\"text\":\"Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"5\":{\"key\":\"UvvU\",\"name\":\"Cato Christopher\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Traitor\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/steal\",\"text\":\"Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/maroon\",\"text\":\"Prevent Dakota King, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/escape\",\"text\":\"Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"6\":{\"key\":\"Paxilmaniac\",\"name\":\"Ekaterina Chekhov\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Traitor\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/steal\",\"text\":\"Steal the captain's antique laser gun.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/maroon\",\"text\":\"Prevent Uland Hunt, the Warden, from escaping alive.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/escape\",\"text\":\"Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"7\":{\"key\":\"critscreen2\",\"name\":\"Beek-Azbai\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/ashwalker\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Ash Walker\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/protect_object\",\"text\":\"Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":{\"type\":\"\/datum\/team\/ashwalkers\",\"name\":\"Ashwalkers\",\"id\":1}},\"8\":{\"key\":\"skycrafter\",\"name\":\"Neetizei-Tasha\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/ashwalker\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Ash Walker\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/protect_object\",\"text\":\"Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":{\"type\":\"\/datum\/team\/ashwalkers\",\"name\":\"Ashwalkers\",\"id\":1}},\"9\":{\"key\":\"Darkfudge\",\"name\":\"Andre Stander\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/obsessed\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Obsessed\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/jealous\",\"text\":\"Murder Beauregard, Kaitlin Auman's coworker.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/hug\",\"text\":\"Hug Chunkles 4 times while they're alive.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/polaroid\",\"text\":\"Take a photo with Chunkles while they're alive.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed\",\"text\":\"Murder Chunkles, the Clown.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/spendtime\",\"text\":\"Spend 3 minutes around Olaf Trolli while they're alive.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/jealous\",\"text\":\"Murder Slips-The-Halls, Olaf Trolli's coworker.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/hug\",\"text\":\"Hug Olaf Trolli 5 times while they're alive.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed\",\"text\":\"Murder Olaf Trolli, the Assistant.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"10\":{\"key\":\"critscreen2\",\"name\":\"Blob Overmind (595)\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/blob\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Blob\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover\",\"text\":\"Reach critical mass!\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"11\":{\"key\":\"Critscreen2\",\"name\":\"Cotton\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductor Scientist\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/experiment\",\"text\":\"Experiment on 6 humans.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":{\"type\":\"\/datum\/team\/abductor_team\",\"name\":\"Mothership Phi\",\"id\":2}},\"12\":{\"key\":\"dootdoom\",\"name\":\"Andy Bagsin\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/agent\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductor Agent\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/experiment\",\"text\":\"Experiment on 6 humans.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":{\"type\":\"\/datum\/team\/abductor_team\",\"name\":\"Mothership Phi\",\"id\":2}},\"13\":{\"key\":\"Biwwy\",\"name\":\"Joey Bananas\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Brainwashed Victim\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing\",\"text\":\"Kill murder destroy everything that isn't an abductor. The abductors are your gods and they are the best things in the universe. Protect them at all costs. The alien agent was a retard, remind everyone of that fact.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"14\":{\"key\":\"somethingnotidiotic\",\"name\":\"Wujeeta-Wusha\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/ashwalker\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Ash Walker\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/protect_object\",\"text\":\"Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":{\"type\":\"\/datum\/team\/ashwalkers\",\"name\":\"Ashwalkers\",\"id\":1}},\"15\":{\"key\":\"Biwwy\",\"name\":\"Joey Bananas\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"16\":{\"key\":\"Darkfudge\",\"name\":\"Andre Stander\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Brainwashed Victim\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing\",\"text\":\"Kill murder destroy everything that isn't an abductor. The abductors are your gods and they are the best things in the universe. Protect them at all costs. The alien agent was a retard, remind everyone of that fact.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"17\":{\"key\":\"somethingnotidiotic\",\"name\":\"Druja-Asheemar\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/ashwalker\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Ash Walker\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/protect_object\",\"text\":\"Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":{\"type\":\"\/datum\/team\/ashwalkers\",\"name\":\"Ashwalkers\",\"id\":1}},\"18\":{\"key\":\"Darkfudge\",\"name\":\"Andre Stander\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"19\":{\"key\":\"Prowhiteboy64\",\"name\":\"Uland Hunt\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"20\":{\"key\":\"Astriker\",\"name\":\"Ted Striker\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Brainwashed Victim\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing\",\"text\":\"Kill murder destroy everything that isn't an abductor. The abductors are your gods and they are the best things in the universe. Protect them at all costs. The alien agent was a retard, remind everyone of that fact.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"21\":{\"key\":\"Astriker\",\"name\":\"Ted Striker\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"There is only one other person in existence, he is just really good at pretending to be multiple people.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"22\":{\"key\":\"Bigfatbananacyclops\",\"name\":\"Blob Overmind (636)\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/blob\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Blob\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover\",\"text\":\"Reach critical mass!\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"23\":{\"key\":\"CharlesIII\",\"name\":\"Ted Baker\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"24\":{\"key\":\"Enkment\",\"name\":\"Blob Overmind (717)\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/blob\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Blob\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover\",\"text\":\"Reach critical mass!\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"25\":{\"key\":\"Fhaxaris\",\"name\":\"Ante Hiro\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"Go have a good conversation with the singularity\/tesla\/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"26\":{\"key\":\"Greyguard\",\"name\":\"Will Williams\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint\",\"text\":\"The station is hideous. You must color it all purple!\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"27\":{\"key\":\"PKPenguin321\",\"name\":\"Lauser McMauligan\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Brainwashed Victim\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing\",\"text\":\"Kill murder destroy everything that isn't an abductor. The abductors are your gods and they are the best things in the universe. Protect them at all costs. The alien agent was a retard, remind everyone of that fact.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"28\":{\"key\":\"Stubbyfriend\",\"name\":\"Skyler Mortland\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Brainwashed Victim\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing\",\"text\":\"Kill murder destroy everything that isn't an abductor. The abductors are your gods and they are the best things in the universe. Protect them at all costs. The alien agent was a retard, remind everyone of that fact.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"29\":{\"key\":\"Stubbyfriend\",\"name\":\"Skyler Mortland\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal\",\"text\":\"Steal all monkeys.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"30\":{\"key\":\"PKPenguin321\",\"name\":\"Lauser McMauligan\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]}}}",
    "originalUrl": null
}