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                    "text": "What have your coworkers ever done for you? Don't offer to help them in any matter, and refuse if asked.",
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                    "text": "You are the BEST thing on the station.  Make sure everyone knows it.",
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            "key": "Mr Melbert",
            "name": "Smells-The-Roses",
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            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/greed",
                    "text": "You want MORE, more money, more wealth, more riches.  Go get it, but don't hurt people for it.",
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            "key": "Feline Esquire",
            "name": "Casey Icedon",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/wrath",
                    "text": "What have your coworkers ever done for you? Don't offer to help them in any matter, and refuse if asked.",
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            "key": "Soock",
            "name": "Aine Simpson",
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                    "text": "Protect James Knox, the Chaplain.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/stalk",
                    "text": "Stalk Ellis Witner for at least 7 minutes and 31.2 seconds while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sacrifice_ecult",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
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            "key": "Beevus29100",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
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            "team": []
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            "key": "Onule",
            "name": "imp (425)",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
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            "key": "SocialSystem",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
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            "key": "JusticeGoat",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
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            "team": []
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            "key": "Stewydeadmike",
            "name": "imp (124)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/imp",
            "antagonist_name": "Imp",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
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            "team": []
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            "key": "BrianBackslide",
            "name": "Boops-The-Snoot",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/greed",
                    "text": "You want MORE, more money, more wealth, more riches.  Go get it, but don't hurt people for it.",
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            "team": []
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            "key": "Dat_Legion",
            "name": "Rob Sterling",
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            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/wrath",
                    "text": "What have your coworkers ever done for you? Don't offer to help them in any matter, and refuse if asked.",
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                }
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            "team": []
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            "key": "Sombreroman",
            "name": "Donovan Shick",
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            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/sloth",
                    "text": "You just get tired randomly.  Go take a nap at a time that would inconvenience other people.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Jtroopa",
            "name": "Jay Del Gato",
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            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/pride",
                    "text": "You are the BEST thing on the station.  Make sure everyone knows it.",
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            "team": []
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            "key": "Tupaco11",
            "name": "Jagetti Khon",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/envy",
                    "text": "Why should you be stuck with your rank? Show everyone you can do other jobs too, and don't let anyone stop you, least of all because you have no training",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/acedia",
                    "text": "Angels, devils, good, evil... who cares?  Just ignore any hellish threats and do your job.",
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            "team": []
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            "key": "The Birb",
            "name": "imp (736)",
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            "antagonist_name": "Imp",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
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            "team": []
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            "key": "LegendaryPoro",
            "name": "Magos Kane",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/gluttony",
                    "text": "Everything is so delicious. Go eat everything.",
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            "team": []
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            "key": "Dopamiin",
            "name": "Lyris DH",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/gluttony",
                    "text": "Everything is so delicious. Go eat everything.",
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            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "Dendydoom",
            "name": "Dreary Doom",
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            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/wrath",
                    "text": "What have your coworkers ever done for you? Don't offer to help them in any matter, and refuse if asked.",
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            "team": []
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Destroy any traces of paranormal activity aboard the station.",
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                }
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Inquisition",
                "id": 2
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            "key": "Jtroopa",
            "name": "Commander Vasilyev",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Destroy any traces of paranormal activity aboard the station.",
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                "name": "Inquisition",
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            "key": "BrianBackslide",
            "name": "imp (254)",
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            "antagonist_name": "Imp",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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            "team": []
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            "key": "Losenis",
            "name": "Tanya Honkstreet",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/acedia",
                    "text": "Angels, devils, good, evil... who cares?  Just ignore any hellish threats and do your job.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Mycah",
            "name": "Theodore Bear",
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            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/sloth",
                    "text": "You just get tired randomly.  Go take a nap at a time that would inconvenience other people.",
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            "team": []
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            "key": "Bhc1123",
            "name": "Taylor Llora",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/pride",
                    "text": "You are the BEST thing on the station.  Make sure everyone knows it.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "Jiveloaf",
            "name": "Leif Vados",
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            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/greed",
                    "text": "You want MORE, more money, more wealth, more riches.  Go get it, but don't hurt people for it.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Dendydoom",
            "name": "Commander Smith",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Destroy any traces of paranormal activity aboard the station.",
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                }
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Inquisition",
                "id": 3
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            "key": "PixelShader",
            "name": "Samuel Rowe",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all shoes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Ragnuv",
            "name": "Michele Woodward",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/acedia",
                    "text": "Angels, devils, good, evil... who cares?  Just ignore any hellish threats and do your job.",
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            "key": "TheDuffelbag",
            "name": "Rhials Duffy",
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            "antagonist_name": "sintouched",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/envy",
                    "text": "Why should you be stuck with your rank? Show everyone you can do other jobs too, and don't let anyone stop you, least of all because you have no training",
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            "team": []
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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            "team": []
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/wrath",
                    "text": "What have your coworkers ever done for you? Don't offer to help them in any matter, and refuse if asked.",
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Losenis",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
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            "team": []
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            "key": "The Birb",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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            "team": []
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/sintouched\/sloth",
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        "date": "2020-07-28 22:55:31.000000",
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