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antagonists

Sean Best (Zarashi) as The Thief /datum/antagonist/thief
  • FAIL Steal at least 3 guns!
    /datum/objective/steal_n_of_type/summon_guns/thief
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Will Nutter (Mrjafar) as The Thief /datum/antagonist/thief
  • FAIL Steal at least 5 organic organs! They must be kept healthy.
    /datum/objective/steal_n_of_type/organs
  • FAIL Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank)
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal a fire axe
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal a functional AI
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal a hand teleporter
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal a reflector trenchcoat
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal A silly bike horn! Honk!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal an intelliCard
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal an unused sample of slime extract
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal cargo's departmental budget
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the circuitboard in secure tech storage
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the ai upload circuitboard in secure tech storage
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the bartender's shotgun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the Blackbox
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the chaplain's null rod
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the clown's shoes
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the cyborg upload circuitboard in secure tech storage
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the hypospray
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the nuclear authentication disk
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the station blueprints
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).
    /datum/objective/hijack
Paul Grumblestumpskin (ToastGoats) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Become a living legend by getting a total of 421 reputation points
    /datum/objective/traitor_progression
  • FAIL Complete objectives colletively worth more than 279 reputation points
    /datum/objective/traitor_objectives
The Spacing Mage (HiKewne) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard
  • FAIL Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).
    /datum/objective/hijack
revenant (867) (Zarashi) as The Revenant /datum/antagonist/revenant
  • FAIL Absorb 514 points of essence from humans.
    /datum/objective/revenant
  • SUCCESS Heed and obey the requests of the dead, provided that carrying them out wouldn't be too inconvenient or self-destructive.
    /datum/objective/revenant_fluff
GORBISH YONDOR (Capsandi) as The Space Dragon /datum/antagonist/space_dragon
  • FAIL Summon and protect the rifts to flood the station with carp.
    /datum/objective/summon_carp
Sean Mingle (AnotherNobodie) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Become a living legend by getting a total of 863 reputation points
    /datum/objective/traitor_progression
  • SUCCESS Complete objectives colletively worth more than 256 reputation points
    /datum/objective/traitor_objectives
Jeff Gubler (GI_Joe2) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Become a living legend by getting a total of 761 reputation points
    /datum/objective/traitor_progression
  • FAIL Complete objectives colletively worth more than 273 reputation points
    /datum/objective/traitor_objectives
Straight Johnson (Chusi) as The Blob /datum/antagonist/blob/infection
  • SUCCESS Reach critical mass!
    /datum/objective/blob_takeover
Removes-The-Walls (Cam54564) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS Just virus
    /datum/objective
Security Officer Mildred (X900) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/security
  • SUCCESS Assist the station.
    /datum/objective
Engineer Atkinson (Plusk) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/engineer
  • SUCCESS Assist the station.
    /datum/objective
Medical Officer Palmer (Zybwivcz) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/medic
  • SUCCESS Assist the station.
    /datum/objective
Security Officer Mcloskey (Hoolny) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/security
  • SUCCESS Assist the station.
    /datum/objective
Engineer Minnie (Rottenfartblast) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/engineer
  • SUCCESS Assist the station.
    /datum/objective
Medical Officer Shirey (Glorifiedmallcop) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/medic
  • SUCCESS Assist the station.
    /datum/objective
Security Officer Knapp (Renfairfreak-II) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/security
  • SUCCESS Assist the station.
    /datum/objective
Engineer Wise (PhantasmDragon) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/engineer
  • SUCCESS Assist the station.
    /datum/objective
Medical Officer Quirin (Mrjafar) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/medic
  • SUCCESS Assist the station.
    /datum/objective
Commander Dickinson (BoxBoxBox2000) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/commander
  • SUCCESS Assist the station.
    /datum/objective
Chee-Amussa (ironraccoon) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker
  • SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
    /datum/objective/protect_object
Hal-Dar (hydrain) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker
  • SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
    /datum/objective/protect_object
Eutei-Beek (renfairfreakii) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker
  • SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
    /datum/objective/protect_object

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                    "text": "Steal A silly bike horn! Honk!",
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                    "text": "Steal the clown's shoes",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the head of security's personal laser gun",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the hypospray",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the medal of captaincy",
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                },
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                    "text": "Steal the nuclear authentication disk",
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                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor",
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                    "text": "Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hijack",
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            "name": "Paul Grumblestumpskin",
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                    "text": "Become a living legend by getting a total of 421 reputation points",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
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                    "text": "Complete objectives colletively worth more than 279 reputation points",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "HiKewne",
            "name": "The Spacing Mage",
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            "antagonist_name": "Space Wizard",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hijack",
                    "text": "Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "Zarashi",
            "name": "revenant (867)",
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            "antagonist_name": "Revenant",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/revenant",
                    "text": "Absorb 514 points of essence from humans.",
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                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/revenant_fluff",
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            "key": "Capsandi",
            "name": "GORBISH YONDOR",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_dragon",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Dragon",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/summon_carp",
                    "text": "Summon and protect the rifts to flood the station with carp.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "AnotherNobodie",
            "name": "Sean Mingle",
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                    "text": "Complete objectives colletively worth more than 256 reputation points",
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            "key": "GI_Joe2",
            "name": "Jeff Gubler",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
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                    "text": "Become a living legend by getting a total of 761 reputation points",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
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                    "text": "Complete objectives colletively worth more than 273 reputation points",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "Chusi",
            "name": "Straight Johnson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob\/infection",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover",
                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "Cam54564",
            "name": "Removes-The-Walls",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/hypnotized",
            "antagonist_name": "Hypnotized Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Just virus",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "X900",
            "name": "Security Officer Mildred",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
            "objectives": [
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                    "text": "Assist the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                "id": 1
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            "key": "Plusk",
            "name": "Engineer Atkinson",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
            "objectives": [
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                    "text": "Assist the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 1
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            "key": "Zybwivcz",
            "name": "Medical Officer Palmer",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/medic",
            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Assist the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
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                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
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            "key": "Hoolny",
            "name": "Security Officer Mcloskey",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Assist the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
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                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "15": {
            "key": "Rottenfartblast",
            "name": "Engineer Minnie",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/engineer",
            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Assist the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
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                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
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            "key": "Glorifiedmallcop",
            "name": "Medical Officer Shirey",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/medic",
            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Assist the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
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                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "Renfairfreak-II",
            "name": "Security Officer Knapp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/security",
            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Assist the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "PhantasmDragon",
            "name": "Engineer Wise",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/engineer",
            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Assist the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "Mrjafar",
            "name": "Medical Officer Quirin",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/medic",
            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Assist the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 1
            }
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        "20": {
            "key": "BoxBoxBox2000",
            "name": "Commander Dickinson",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Assist the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 1
            }
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            "key": "ironraccoon",
            "name": "Chee-Amussa",
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            "antagonist_name": "Ash Walker",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect_object",
                    "text": "Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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                "name": "Ashwalkers",
                "id": 2
            }
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        "22": {
            "key": "hydrain",
            "name": "Hal-Dar",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ashwalker",
            "antagonist_name": "Ash Walker",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect_object",
                    "text": "Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
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                "name": "Ashwalkers",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "renfairfreakii",
            "name": "Eutei-Beek",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ashwalker",
            "antagonist_name": "Ash Walker",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect_object",
                    "text": "Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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                "name": "Ashwalkers",
                "id": 2
            }
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        "date": "2022-02-12 02:14:03.000000",
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