Statbus

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125460 Statbus
Scrubby
Parsed Logs
on Sybil

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N.S.S. Funnystation 64 aboard MetaStation

Station Integrity

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Deaths (68)

Who	Where	When	How
Copper LV As Cook Played by hooper86	Robotics Lab At ((111, 79, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 00:29:21 @ 00:02:45 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 75 200 157 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Crush Dugmore / ulysses33
Wynter Wilo As Assistant Played by ernestoguevara	Robotics Lab At ((111, 79, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 00:31:00 @ 00:04:24 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 55 200 0 0 0 0 0
Thraxy Maxy As Assistant Played by kingtrin	Robotics Lab At ((111, 79, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 00:31:57 @ 00:05:21 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 30 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Copper LV / hooper86
Izaiah Baer As Security Officer Played by ikoden	Restrooms At ((129, 160, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 00:36:32 @ 00:09:56 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Al Cohol As Curator Played by chrisjerichungus	Port Quarter Maintenance At ((51, 91, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 00:44:14 @ 00:17:38 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 15 200 0 0 0 0 0
Roswell Judge As Lawyer Played by magicshroom	Morgue At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 00:51:44 @ 00:25:08 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 108 200 0 92 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Roswell Judge / magicshroom
Kraven Lockharte As Research Director Played by trexter555	Recreation Area At ((141, 174, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 00:55:39 @ 00:29:03 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 171 200 0 32 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dr. Parriare J. Johnson-Pierre / thebirb
D.I.B.B.Y As Cyborg Played by ranzarth	Departure Lounge At ((101, 75, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:01:11 @ 00:34:35 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jole Nyacorp / ronnysland
Beatrix Abode As Assistant Played by shaps	Brig At ((106, 163, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:11:45 @ 00:45:09 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 50 Possibly Murdered By Janel Keppel / nickup9
Comrade Slavya As Assistant Played by commradecrusader	Courtroom At ((114, 154, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:14:54 @ 00:48:18 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 135 200 115 0 0 0 0
Beatrix Abode As Assistant Played by shaps	Fore Primary Hallway At ((108, 160, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:17:06 @ 00:50:30 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ervin Balke / taloman
Jeannine Barrett As Cargo Technician Played by amarpilot13	Central Primary Hallway At ((107, 143, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:19:03 @ 00:52:27 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0
Beatrix Abode As Assistant Played by shaps	Fore Primary Hallway At ((102, 159, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:19:35 @ 00:52:59 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Vincent Ramirez As Cargo Technician Played by thekekofdeath	Bar At ((135, 126, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:22:13 @ 00:55:37 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 56 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thom Honker / kayek
Rayner Beail As Bartender Played by enansal	Central Primary Hallway At ((125, 123, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:22:16 @ 00:55:40 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 40
Renie Allen As Scientist Played by madasa16	Central Primary Hallway At ((127, 117, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:22:25 @ 00:55:49 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Kelly Harshman As Chemist Played by thonk	Auxillary Base At ((44, 158, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:23:02 @ 00:56:26 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Beatrix Abode As Assistant Played by shaps	Kitchen At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:28:14 @ 01:01:38 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Janel Keppel / nickup9
Ramon Chivara As Scientist Played by nianjiilical	Brig At ((110, 165, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:29:05 @ 01:02:29 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Omega Agent / digresskew
William Dornan As Assistant Played by freshestsoup	Prison Wing At ((101, 185, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:30:34 @ 01:03:58 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 128 200 103 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Janel Keppel / nickup9
Beatrix Abode As Assistant Played by shaps	Research Division At ((111, 111, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:33:32 @ 01:06:56 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 25 200 0 0 0 0 49
Crush Dugmore As Roboticist Played by ulysses33	Space At ((72, 51, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:33:40 @ 01:07:04 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 209 200 31 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Omega Scientist / thatengineer
Trenton Reichard As Assistant Played by halorocks22	Chapel At ((92, 69, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:34:08 @ 01:07:32 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 202 200 0 0 0 0 0
Beatrix Abode As Assistant Played by shaps	Research Division At ((111, 110, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:34:44 @ 01:08:08 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 15 200 0 0 0 0 0
Beatrix Abode As Assistant Played by shaps	Aft Primary Hallway At ((107, 110, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:37:14 @ 01:10:38 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 210 200 50 0 0 0 0
Potassium XCV As Quartermaster Played by spaceman3	Aft Primary Hallway At ((107, 91, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:37:16 @ 01:10:40 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 249 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thom Honker / kayek
Comrade Slavya As Assistant Played by commradecrusader	Space At ((106, 37, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:38:07 @ 01:11:31 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 105 200 20 89 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Xandar Jackson / kenshirome83
Beatrix Abode As Assistant Played by shaps	Research Division At ((110, 109, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:40:42 @ 01:14:06 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 15 200 0 0 0 0 0
Jacques Maiballes As Mime Played by themastere	Aft Primary Hallway At ((108, 108, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:43:32 @ 01:16:56 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Landon Adams / coconutwarrior97
Kelly Harshman As Assistant Played by shaps	Central Primary Hallway At ((102, 144, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:48:45 @ 01:22:09 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Exhaustion - 105 102 16 0 91 0 154 Possibly Murdered By Abduk Jamer / epicfatgamernuts
Carl Johansson As Chief Engineer Played by minimike1220	Engineering At ((159, 158, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:48:51 @ 01:22:15 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jacques Maiballes / themastere
Kelly Harshman As Assistant Played by shaps	Robotics Lab At ((116, 83, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:50:44 @ 01:24:08 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 211 53 0 0 0 0 138 Possibly Murdered By Abduk Jamer / epicfatgamernuts
Kelly Harshman As Assistant Played by shaps	Chapel Office At ((83, 73, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:53:31 @ 01:26:55 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 96 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Landon Adams / coconutwarrior97
Sue Feufer As Shaft Miner Played by thicc1357	Emergency Shelter At ((105, 63, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:53:59 @ 01:27:23 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 237 200 0 4 0 0 0
Marcus Roland As Scientist Played by marcusroland	Space At ((96, 46, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:56:45 @ 01:30:09 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 187 200 48 19 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thom Honker / kayek
Abduk Jamer As Assistant Played by epicfatgamernuts	Chapel Office At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 01:58:28 @ 01:31:52 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Landon Adams / coconutwarrior97
Jacques Maiballes As Mime Played by themastere	Central Primary Hallway At ((114, 143, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:05:10 @ 01:38:34 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 251 200 0 3 0 0 40 Possibly Murdered By Krink PlunkleClunk / raickoz
Landon Adams As Security Officer Played by coconutwarrior97	Space At ((71, 52, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:05:38 @ 01:39:02 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 225 200 14 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Abduk Jamer / epicfatgamernuts
Thom Honker As Clown Played by kayek	Fore Primary Hallway At ((107, 154, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:07:24 @ 01:40:48 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 161 200 0 66 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Extracts-The-Organs / mistergrimm
Barney Calhoun As Security Officer Played by doctorfrohman	Bridge At ((106, 130, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:09:00 @ 01:42:24 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 221 200 19 1 0 0 0
Bert Macland As Shaft Miner Played by ribbz	Port Primary Hallway At ((70, 134, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:09:11 @ 01:42:35 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 120 200 0 90 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Omega Scientist / thatengineer
Marion McMullen As Chief Medical Officer Played by glcbitj	Departure Lounge At ((108, 69, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:13:04 @ 01:46:28 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 259 200 0 1 0 0 0
Gary As Cyborg Played by ernestoguevara	Emergency Shuttle At ((107, 59, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:13:25 @ 01:46:49 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thom Honker / kayek
Palladium LXVI As Botanist Played by glassbrain	Emergency Shuttle At ((99, 63, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:13:31 @ 01:46:55 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Comrade Slavya / commradecrusader
Jacques Maiballes As Mime Played by themastere	Emergency Shuttle At ((107, 59, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:13:33 @ 01:46:57 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 1 3 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thom Honker / kayek
Jonas J.J. Jones As Station Engineer Played by nukeey	Aft Primary Hallway At ((107, 98, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:13:34 @ 01:46:58 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 230 200 0 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jonas J.J. Jones / nukeey
Mike Morris As Assistant Played by joshman877	Emergency Shuttle At ((108, 58, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:13:54 @ 01:47:18 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 4 200 0 0 0 0 0
Calvin Otis As Atmospheric Technician Played by buggy1234	Atmospherics At ((165, 122, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:14:01 @ 01:47:25 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 68 200 53 66 24 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Omicron Agent / dankasaur
Jole Nyacorp As Scientist Played by ronnysland	Departure Lounge At ((106, 78, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:14:10 @ 01:47:34 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 209 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Henry Rollins / capttlasky
Al Cohol As Curator Played by chrisjerichungus	Emergency Shuttle At ((108, 60, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:14:11 @ 01:47:35 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Chugg Henderson As Security Officer Played by chuggestus	Emergency Shuttle At ((106, 58, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:14:56 @ 01:48:20 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 153 16 17 35 24 0 33
Thom Honker As Clown Played by kayek	Emergency Shuttle At ((109, 59, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:15:21 @ 01:48:45 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 110 200 9 1 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thom Honker / kayek
Xandar Jackson As Lawyer Played by kenshirome83	Emergency Shuttle At ((108, 58, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:16:23 @ 01:49:47 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Penelope Layhne / supritoburrito
BUZZBOX As Cyborg Played by hooper86	Emergency Shuttle At ((101, 225, 12)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:16:50 @ 01:50:14 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 13 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Generic Borg #24157 / lovegreenstuff
Harvey Linton As Janitor Played by fecalmancer	Space At ((124, 247, 9)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:16:59 @ 01:50:23 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 158 200 6 0 62 0 0
Naenia Bulba As Janitor Played by galdar02	Emergency Shuttle At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:17:01 @ 01:50:25 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Severe Burns - 67 14 115 0 39 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thom Honker / kayek
Dr. Parriare J. Johnson-Pierre As Chaplain Played by thebirb	Emergency Shuttle At ((98, 224, 12)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:17:09 @ 01:50:33 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 26 200 122 45 16 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kraven Lockharte / trexter555
Penelope Layhne As Geneticist Played by supritoburrito	Emergency Shuttle At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:17:09 @ 01:50:33 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 49 200 146 0 10 0 0
Dante XII As Atmospheric Technician Played by howardschultz	Emergency Shuttle At ((103, 228, 12)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:17:16 @ 01:50:40 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 67 200 71 87 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dante XII / howardschultz
Potassium XCV As Quartermaster Played by spaceman3	Emergency Shuttle At ((96, 224, 12)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:17:20 @ 01:50:44 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 143 200 106 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dallas Tilton / snizzlebits
<span class="narsie">Prophet As Security Officer Played by coconutwarrior97	Central Primary Hallway At ((107, 146, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:17:20 @ 01:50:44 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 160 200 0 67 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Abduk Jamer / epicfatgamernuts
Steve Bright As Medical Doctor Played by baconbro1357	Emergency Shuttle At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:17:25 @ 01:50:49 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 32 200 184 2 8 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marion McMullen / glcbitj
Salami Rigatoni As Chemist Played by robustandrun	Space At ((116, 247, 3)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:17:56 @ 01:51:20 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 49 200 101 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dallas Tilton / snizzlebits
Idjit Amon As Botanist Played by generalkenobithebold	Emergency Shuttle At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:18:04 @ 01:51:28 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 114 200 127 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Landon Adams / coconutwarrior97
Angel Thomas As Botanist Played by overlyautistic	Hydroponics At ((135, 111, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:18:32 @ 01:51:56 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 133 200 0 0 90 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Palladium LXVI / glassbrain
Generic Utility Robot As Cyborg Played by havelth3rock	Emergency Shuttle At ((104, 226, 12)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:18:38 @ 01:52:02 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 200 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thom Honker / kayek
Sherbert Smith As Assistant Played by sherbertty	Space At ((66, 87, 11)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:18:38 @ 01:52:02 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 141 200 55 19 14 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sherbert Smith / sherbertty
Henry Rollins As Security Officer Played by capttlasky	Space At ((25, 176, 11)) on MetaStation	2019-12-10 02:18:44 @ 01:52:08 During 125460 125460 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 178 200 51 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Henry Rollins / capttlasky

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

Billy Pringle (DropKickHead) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a reflector trenchcoat.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal a functional AI.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Jole Nyacorp (Ronnysland) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Prevent Quentin Elliott, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
SUCCESS Prevent Krink PlunkleClunk, the Virologist, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Dante XII (Howard Schultz) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Prevent Janel Keppel, the Security Officer, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Download 24 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Tyson Koster (Phenstar) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Michael KryoCo (That Engineer) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
/datum/objective/experiment

Ray Gunn (Digresskew) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
/datum/objective/experiment

Ramon Chivara (Nianjiilical) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You have been enlightened to the true nature of reality, ALIENS DO NOT EXIST! Spread this message far and wide and ingrain this knowledge into their brains.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Ramon Chivara (Nianjiilical) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Steal all weapons.
/datum/objective/abductee/steal

Abduk Jamer (EpicFatGamerNuts) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS There is dirty scum everywhere, purge them in holy flames and make sure not a single man, monster or abomination lives!
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Abduk Jamer (EpicFatGamerNuts) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Crush Dugmore (Ulysses33) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Matthew Funnyman (Epicpatrol2) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Steve Bright (BaconBro1357) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You must escape the station! Get the shuttle called!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Bert Macland (Ribbz) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Kaitlyn Fleming (The_Silver_Nuke) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
/datum/objective/experiment

Lily Blackburn (Dankasaur) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
/datum/objective/experiment

Falls-The-Overs (Pumpkin0) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're the narrator of this tale. Follow around the protagonists to tell their story.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Juri Harrow (Janak0) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You really like being alone with others
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Juri Harrow (Janak0) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Marcus Roland (MarcusRoland) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Calvin Otis (Buggy1234) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You really like hot environments
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Calvin Otis (Buggy1234) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all green!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

Krink PlunkleClunk (Raickoz) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are secretly an android. Interface with as many machines as you can to boost your own power so the AI may acknowledge you at last.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Nova Wardle-Ellis (HotPinkCarpet) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 10, they don't exist.
/datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber

Alice Smith (Lewdcifer) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Capture a Virologist.
/datum/objective/abductee/capture

Vladmir Potato (RainbowCultist) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You have been changed forever. Find the ones that did this to you and give them a taste of their own medicine.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

`commendation`

Official Nanotrasen Commendation

The Nobel Sciences Award

is awarded to

Marcus Roland

— For —

"Discovering a new science"

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