Statbus

223917
223917 Statbus
Scrubby
Parsed Logs
on Sybil

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Orange Star

Forced Threat Level	-1
Threat Level	49
Maximum Threat	100
Player Count	25
Roundstart Budget	41.8
threat_curve_centre	0.1
threat_curve_width	3
forced_extended	0
no_stacking	1
stacking_limit	90

Round Initialized	Duration	Round Started	Round Duration	Round Ended	Duration	Round Shutdown
2024-02-14 05:56:45	00:04:28	2024-02-14 06:01:13	01:22:15	2024-02-14 07:23:28	00:01:12	2024-02-14 07:24:40

Log Links	Round 223917 Public Logs at /tg/station Round 223917 at 🐝 Scrubby
Github Commit	02a60dbdad93186406c8840e9eb05d5a56740102
How to Install Gentoo

Deaths (47)

Who	Where	When	How
Eliot Ali As Hermit Played by slugeater	Lavaland Wastes At ((148, 172, 3)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:09:49 @ 00:08:36 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 90 200 14 95 4 0 0
Ani Myu As Bartender Played by winterseasalt	Port Primary Hallway At ((75, 125, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:14:20 @ 00:13:07 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ramon Chivara / nianjiilical
Slappy As Janitor Played by notinu	Abandoned Gambling Den At ((155, 156, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:17:31 @ 00:16:18 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 230 200 0 0 0 0 2 Possibly Murdered By Slappy / notinu
Davion Hawkins As Assistant Played by chrysocyan	Fore Central Primary Hallway At ((86, 151, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:18:39 @ 00:17:26 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ramon Chivara / nianjiilical
Ani Myu As Bartender Played by winterseasalt	Aft Central Primary Hallway At ((103, 126, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:20:23 @ 00:19:10 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ramon Chivara / nianjiilical
Azum-Tasha As Ash Walker Played by slugeater	Lavaland Wastes At ((138, 195, 3)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:21:32 @ 00:20:19 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 168 41 0 0 0
Ani Myu As Bartender Played by winterseasalt	Grand Surgery Theatre At ((102, 92, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:26:08 @ 00:24:55 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 30 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ramon Chivara / nianjiilical
Ani Myu As Bartender Played by winterseasalt	Grand Surgery Theatre At ((102, 92, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:26:48 @ 00:25:35 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 30 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ramon Chivara / nianjiilical
Barnaby Marmaduke The IIIrd As Shaft Miner Played by satanonwheels	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((117, 126, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:29:24 @ 00:28:11 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 3 200 49 0 0 0 50 Possibly Murdered By Ramon Chivara / nianjiilical
Tony Lineman As Shaft Miner Played by yosheh3	Lavaland Wastes At ((156, 46, 3)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:29:34 @ 00:28:21 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 199 0 0 0 0
Slappy As Janitor Played by notinu	Medbay Lobby At ((114, 119, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:30:36 @ 00:29:23 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Suffocation - 31 10 0 180 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By DarJee-Olik / iggyderp
Goodwin Adams As Assistant Played by jobobman	Research Division At ((166, 123, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:36:57 @ 00:35:44 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 198 9 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Gerald Lopez / longestarmlonglaw
Fabian Rowley As Bitrunner Played by cyberjunk	Corporate Guest Suite At ((107, 165, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:37:58 @ 00:36:45 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 147 200 26 51 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Layzal Ascelin / unparallelednovelty
DarJee-Olik As Paramedic Played by iggyderp	Medbay Treatment Center At ((113, 101, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:39:17 @ 00:38:04 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 81 200 86 49 0 0 0
Kane Grittin As Chief Medical Officer Played by kanegarcia	Restrooms At ((146, 149, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:44:01 @ 00:42:48 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 4 200 0 197 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bonky / maximumlol
Sour Grapes As Botanist Played by skittle69	Hydroponics At ((72, 128, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:44:17 @ 00:43:04 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 5 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ramon Chivara / nianjiilical
Saak-Okur As Ash Walker Played by lemonboye	Lavaland Wastes At ((172, 165, 3)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:47:01 @ 00:45:48 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 205 200 0 0 0 0 0
Sean Dean As Bitrunner Played by dosgorblos	Cargo Office At ((70, 153, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:49:29 @ 00:48:16 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ramon Chivara / nianjiilical
John Hackman As Geneticist Played by sharkster9	Augmentation Theater At ((174, 105, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:51:15 @ 00:50:02 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 30 200 0 0 0 0 0
Zaex Croatar As Roboticist Played by croatar	Augmentation Theater At ((174, 105, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:54:18 @ 00:53:05 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 30 200 0 24 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By William Dornan / freshestsoup
Dallas McDonohugh As Bitrunner Played by mindustry	Mining Foundry At ((58, 163, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:55:57 @ 00:54:44 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 100 160 0 100 0 0 0
Jessie Moris As Cook Played by kashisready	Aft Central Primary Hallway At ((95, 126, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:56:04 @ 00:54:51 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 5 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ramon Chivara / nianjiilical
William Dornan As Security Officer Played by freshestsoup	Security Transfer Tram At ((57, 87, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 06:59:41 @ 00:58:28 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 249 128 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By David Bord / fallenkr3w
Assassin Throat As Space Ninja Played by lemonboye	Augmentation Theater At ((174, 105, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:03:31 @ 01:02:18 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 46 200 0 0 13 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jonathon Gupta / ballastmonstergnargnar
Alan Zalack As Bitrunner Played by cyberjunk	Augmentation Theater At ((172, 106, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:03:37 @ 01:02:24 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 43 200 66 90 16 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Maria Hayseed / shoefoot
Madelynn Patterson As Chemist Played by infamous626	Medbay Treatment Center At ((112, 101, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:04:29 @ 01:03:16 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Severe Burns - 6 2 46 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Maria Hayseed / shoefoot
Barnaby Marmaduke The IIIrd As Shaft Miner Played by satanonwheels	Medbay Treatment Center At ((111, 102, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:05:04 @ 01:03:51 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 55 0 14 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Zarwin Todd / zarwin
Seraphima Aurelius As Station Engineer Played by zenog	Supermatter Engine At ((43, 207, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:05:21 @ 01:04:08 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 17 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Seraphima Aurelius / zenog
Roland Wolfgang As Paramedic Played by netnick	Arrival Shuttle Hallway At ((146, 83, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:08:07 @ 01:06:54 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 100 200 36 77 0 0 0
Frann Quarry As Station Engineer Played by underarock	Medbay Aft At ((114, 84, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:08:42 @ 01:07:29 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 21 0 3 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Slappy / notinu
Slappy As Janitor Played by notinu	Medbay Central At ((112, 110, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:09:32 @ 01:08:19 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 106 35 73 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Slappy / notinu
Maria Hayseed As Medical Doctor Played by shoefoot	Medbay Central At ((117, 109, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:09:35 @ 01:08:22 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Severe Burns - 0 14 45 0 16 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Slappy / notinu
Lorlor Rakustdath As Assistant Played by bazookaboy901	Medbay Central At ((119, 108, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:09:41 @ 01:08:28 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 5 200 36 0 16 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lorlor Rakustdath / bazookaboy901
Marcelline Wulfe As Medical Doctor Played by rulehispania2002	Space Bridge At ((91, 119, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:10:17 @ 01:09:04 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 42 0 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Maria Hayseed / shoefoot
Ramon Chivara As Chaplain Played by nianjiilical	Space Bridge At ((81, 123, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:10:48 @ 01:09:35 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 53 0 25 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ramon Chivara / nianjiilical
Kane Grittin As Chief Medical Officer Played by kanegarcia	Cytology Lab At ((164, 141, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:11:46 @ 01:10:33 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Suffocation - 0 60 83 87 38 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kane Grittin / kanegarcia
David Bord As Cook Played by fallenkr3w	Greater Central Maintenance At ((95, 137, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:13:38 @ 01:12:25 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 72 200 129 0 28 0 0
J.O.N.K As AI Played by jobobman	AI Upload Chamber At ((152, 115, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:13:41 @ 01:12:28 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0
Davion Hawkins As Assistant Played by chrysocyan	Greater Port Maintenance At ((60, 129, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:13:43 @ 01:12:30 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 9 150 81 95 25 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ramon Chivara / nianjiilical
Jonathon Gupta As Quartermaster Played by ballastmonstergnargnar	Hydroponics At ((63, 132, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:14:50 @ 01:13:37 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 24 200 109 74 12 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Layzal Ascelin / unparallelednovelty
Skeet Bandolier As Cargo Technician Played by traceryder	Medbay Treatment Center At ((106, 103, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:15:07 @ 01:13:54 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 110 25 71 0 0
Slappy As Janitor Played by notinu	Aft Primary Hallway At ((128, 96, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:15:12 @ 01:13:59 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Poisoning - 0 20 33 79 91 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Slappy / notinu
Werner Von Science As Curator Played by corpralpunishment	Fore Central Primary Hallway At ((86, 151, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:15:49 @ 01:14:36 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 3 200 63 73 75 0 0
Sean Dean As Bitrunner Played by dosgorblos	Departure Lounge At ((40, 126, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:18:55 @ 01:17:42 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 150 29 0 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Layzal Ascelin / unparallelednovelty
Charlton Jardine As Assistant Played by sabaton2017	Departure Lounge At ((40, 125, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:19:48 @ 01:18:35 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 4 0 6 0 0
Layzal Ascelin As Chief Engineer Played by unparallelednovelty	Departure Lounge At ((40, 132, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:20:13 @ 01:19:00 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Severe Burns - 12 3 26 0 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Layzal Ascelin / unparallelednovelty
Sour Grapes As Botanist Played by skittle69	Emergency Shuttle At ((210, 146, 13)) on Birdshot Station	2024-02-14 07:22:07 @ 01:20:54 During 223917 223917 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 151 50 68 85 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marcelline Wulfe / rulehispania2002

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

Dermot Dinks (Jaffersin) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic

FAIL Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched.
/datum/objective/heretic_research
FAIL Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers.
/datum/objective/minor_sacrifice
SUCCESS Sacrifice 1 head of staff.
/datum/objective/major_sacrifice

David Bord (Fallenkr3w) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic

FAIL Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched.
/datum/objective/heretic_research
FAIL Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers.
/datum/objective/minor_sacrifice
FAIL Sacrifice 1 head of staff.
/datum/objective/major_sacrifice

Ramon Chivara (Nianjiilical) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Jack Red, the Virologist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Assassinate Ani Myu, the Bartender.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Fabian Rowley (Cyberjunk) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Convert someone else using your flash.
/datum/objective/convert_brother
FAIL Assassinate Calls-The-Void, the Cargo Technician.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Calls-The-Void (Mey Ha Zah) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

SUCCESS Convert someone else using your flash.
/datum/objective/convert_brother
FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Frann Quarry (UnderARock) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

SUCCESS Convert someone else using your flash.
/datum/objective/convert_brother
FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Skeet Bandolier (TraceR yder) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

SUCCESS Protect Dermot Dinks, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Dermot Dinks (Jaffersin) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

SUCCESS Protect Skeet Bandolier, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Kaz Webb (Sergei_Chanka) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

SUCCESS Protect Ani Myu, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Ani Myu (Winterseasalt) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

SUCCESS Protect Kaz Webb, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

David Bord (Fallenkr3w) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

SUCCESS Protect Anne Burkett, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Anne Burkett (Strecozel) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect David Bord, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Shiragasane Pastellina (Chocodemon) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

SUCCESS Protect Bonky, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Bonky (MaximumLOL) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

SUCCESS Protect Shiragasane Pastellina, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Sean Dean (Dos Gorblos) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Ramon Chivara, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Ramon Chivara (Nianjiilical) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Sean Dean, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Eliot Ali (SlugEater) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Ramon Chivara, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Barnaby Marmaduke The IIIrd (Satan On Wheels) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Frann Quarry, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Frann Quarry (UnderARock) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Barnaby Marmaduke The IIIrd, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Fabian Rowley (Cyberjunk) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

SUCCESS Protect DarJee-Olik, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

DarJee-Olik (IggyDerp) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Fabian Rowley, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Tony Lineman (Yosheh_3) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

SUCCESS Protect Slappy, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Slappy (NotInu) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Tony Lineman, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Maria Hayseed (Shoefoot) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Marcelline Wulfe, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Marcelline Wulfe (RuleHispania2002) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Maria Hayseed, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Lorlor Rakustdath (Bazooka_boy901) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Kane Grittin, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Kane Grittin (Kanegarcia) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Lorlor Rakustdath, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Calls-The-Void (Mey Ha Zah) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Layzal Ascelin, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Layzal Ascelin (UnparalleledNovelty) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

SUCCESS Protect Calls-The-Void, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Julius Isaman (Mindustry) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect William Dornan, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

William Dornan (FreshestSoup) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

FAIL Protect Julius Isaman, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Jessie Moris (KashIsReady) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

SUCCESS Protect Penny Wells, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Penny Wells (TheDrunkenPumpkin) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine

SUCCESS Protect Jessie Moris, your date.
/datum/objective/protect

Azum-Tasha (SlugEater) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object

Saak-Okur (LemonBoye) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object

Assassin Throat (LemonBoye) as The Space Ninja /datum/antagonist/ninja

FAIL Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station.
/datum/objective/cyborg_hijack
FAIL Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!
/datum/objective/research_secrets
FAIL Use your gloves to doorjack 30 airlocks on the station.
/datum/objective/door_jack
FAIL Detonate your starter bomb in the Service Hallway. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else!
/datum/objective/plant_explosive
FAIL Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!
/datum/objective/security_scramble
FAIL Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!
/datum/objective/terror_message
FAIL Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive