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237502
237502 Statbus
Scrubby
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N.S.S. Erro Port 95 aboard Birdshot Station

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Forced Threat Level	-1
Threat Level	81
Maximum Threat	100
Player Count	31
Roundstart Budget	63.4
threat_curve_centre	-0.4
threat_curve_width	4
forced_extended	0
no_stacking	1
stacking_limit	90

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Deaths (58)

Who	Where	When	How
Neil Bagby As Curator Played by leifnobody	Hydroponics At ((87, 131, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 01:37:11 @ 00:15:46 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 107 86 0 93 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Tardigrade Johngston / watchulookinat
Simon Overstreet As Shaft Miner Played by bowek	Lavaland Wastes At ((106, 161, 3)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 01:45:27 @ 00:24:02 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 60 200 172 0 0 0 0
Corky Maruca As Assistant Played by ricardofort	Decommissioned Garbage Truck At ((190, 115, 4)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 01:49:08 @ 00:27:43 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 100 200 0 100 0 0 0
Hi As Clown Played by treach	Space At ((82, 122, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 01:53:39 @ 00:32:14 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 168 200 23 39 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Hi / treach
Andre Oliveira As Lawyer Played by assistantmain	Space At ((106, 122, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:00:36 @ 00:39:11 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 68 200 6 137 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Hi / treach
Lord Egbert The Third As Security Officer Played by lacran	Lesser Port Maintenance At ((42, 89, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:03:25 @ 00:42:00 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 174 200 0 36 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Tim Byrne / esotericcolourless
Aubree Tedrow As Bitrunner Played by uwumacaronitime	Space At ((39, 52, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:07:09 @ 00:45:44 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 52 68 162 22 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Aubree Tedrow / uwumacaronitime
Tim Byrne As Psychologist Played by esotericcolourless	Medbay Central At ((120, 92, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:07:22 @ 00:45:57 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 114 4 20 17 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jay Owen / bumtickley00
Neil Bagby As Curator Played by leifnobody	Greater Fore Maintenance At ((149, 162, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:07:38 @ 00:46:13 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 162 7 0 0 57 0 120 Possibly Murdered By V-1 / definitelynotatraitor
Tim Byrne As Psychologist Played by esotericcolourless	Chief Medical Officer's Office At ((105, 78, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:08:56 @ 00:47:31 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 100 10 23 17 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bruce Steele / mochala
Ted 'GreyTide Ted' Metek As Assistant Played by bisar	Cryogenics At ((109, 113, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:10:21 @ 00:48:56 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 54 200 142 10 41 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Tim Byrne / esotericcolourless
Tim Byrne As Psychologist Played by esotericcolourless	Morgue At ((132, 97, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:11:25 @ 00:50:00 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Suffocation - 52 19 10 143 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bruce Steele / mochala
Reid Thomlinson As Security Officer Played by wildorado	Hydroponics At ((87, 135, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:12:50 @ 00:51:25 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 239 200 0 3 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Tardigrade Johngston / watchulookinat
Tardigrade Johngston As Botanist Played by watchulookinat	Service Hallway At ((94, 135, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:13:13 @ 00:51:48 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 22 200 220 0 0 0 119 Possibly Murdered By Alden Carter / noxvs
Andre Oliveira As Lawyer Played by assistantmain	Service Hallway At ((94, 131, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:13:26 @ 00:52:01 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 117 200 0 83 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Tardigrade Johngston / watchulookinat
Tim Byrne As Psychologist Played by esotericcolourless	Morgue At ((132, 97, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:15:15 @ 00:53:50 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Suffocation - 0 31 24 172 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bruce Steele / mochala
Joaquin Lewis As Bitrunner Played by uchimatafam	Aft Central Primary Hallway At ((93, 125, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:15:19 @ 00:53:54 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 5 31 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Arlington Buckwheat / timapple
Ted 'GreyTide Ted' Metek As Assistant Played by bisar	Medbay Central At ((118, 92, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:17:27 @ 00:56:02 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 149 2 22 38 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Glu Furro / glu
Tim Byrne As Psychologist Played by esotericcolourless	Grand Surgery Theatre At ((102, 92, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:18:54 @ 00:57:29 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Suffocation - 46 119 14 122 21 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Glu Furro / glu
Carl Gazz As Janitor Played by xprtdrt	Custodial Closet At ((130, 151, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:25:16 @ 01:03:51 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 0 31 215 0 0 0 119 Possibly Murdered By Bloodmoon AR / foxicide
Manny Barnes As Scientist Played by fatcat9999pounds	Departure Lounge At ((44, 125, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:30:34 @ 01:09:09 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Ted 'GreyTide Ted' Metek As Assistant Played by bisar	Departure Lounge At ((44, 124, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:30:41 @ 01:09:16 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Exhaustion - 40 3 0 0 0 0 58 Possibly Murdered By Glu Furro / glu
Subs-The-Way As Cook Played by noesilent	Kitchen At ((99, 131, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:32:58 @ 01:11:33 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 8 200 208 0 0 0 0
Stephanie Holmes As Assistant Played by admiralawesome130	Aft Primary Hallway At ((128, 113, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:33:28 @ 01:12:03 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 182 200 0 5 41 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Stephanie Holmes / admiralawesome130
Melinoe Parker As Assistant Played by mercuryarrow	Space At ((150, 77, 10)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:34:08 @ 01:12:43 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 118 200 7 96 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Miriam Hornet / miriamhorn
Paulie Soprano As Bitrunner Played by gobears	Space At ((0, 0, 0)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:34:49 @ 01:13:24 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 148 200 26 51 0 0 0
Bloodmoon AR As Warden Played by foxicide	AI Satellite Foyer At ((102, 180, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:36:53 @ 01:15:28 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Poisoning - 0 5 0 0 37 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Spears-The-Mint / thedrunkenpumpkin
Valerian Freeman As Head of Personnel Played by aoxdragon	AI Satellite Foyer At ((102, 180, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:38:34 @ 01:17:09 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 100 5 0 0 26 0 0 Possibly Murdered By V-1 / definitelynotatraitor
Oscar Warren As Chief Engineer Played by ambush6838	Abandoned Teleporter At ((170, 100, 10)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:39:45 @ 01:18:20 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 42 200 0 169 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Hi / treach
Nori Richter As Shaft Miner Played by auto86313	Lavaland Wastes At ((75, 116, 3)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:40:28 @ 01:19:03 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 208 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Nori Richter / auto86313
Andre Oliveira As Lawyer Played by assistantmain	Robotics Lab At ((166, 113, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:46:37 @ 01:25:12 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 190 6 0 44 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Xander Beedell / queenhoovy
Cordswitch Bos As Station Engineer Played by valuedemployee	Robotics Lab At ((167, 114, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:46:44 @ 01:25:19 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 219 200 0 0 12 0 0
Oscar Shirey As Coroner Played by steelestealssteel	Departure Lounge At ((42, 119, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:47:55 @ 01:26:30 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 30 200 44 116 16 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Oscar Shirey / steelestealssteel
Kitty Long As Cook Played by sippykot	AI Satellite Foyer At ((102, 180, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:47:57 @ 01:26:32 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 76 200 0 1 37 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kitty Long / sippykot
Shifty As Mime Played by bretmcbruh	AI Satellite Foyer At ((102, 180, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:47:57 @ 01:26:32 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 31 200 0 0 10 0 0
Xander Beedell As Assistant Played by queenhoovy	AI Satellite Foyer At ((102, 180, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:49:21 @ 01:27:56 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 148 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By V-1 / definitelynotatraitor
Acco Lucida As Roboticist Played by reziro	Aft Central Primary Hallway At ((97, 127, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:49:28 @ 01:28:03 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 124 200 0 44 44 0 0 Possibly Murdered By B.E.A.N. / barberferdinand
Licoreina Eton As Medical Doctor Played by johnhenryeton	Departure Lounge At ((41, 125, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:49:40 @ 01:28:15 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 15 200 0 0 0 0 118 Possibly Murdered By Miriam Hornet / miriamhorn
Jay Owen As Medical Doctor Played by bumtickley00	Departure Lounge At ((41, 123, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:49:52 @ 01:28:27 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 21 200 1 2 6 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Justin Advoy / saltyham
Arlington Buckwheat As Chaplain Played by timapple	Greater Port Maintenance At ((44, 133, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:49:56 @ 01:28:31 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 150 200 0 56 0 0 0
Abigail Rhinehart As Geneticist Played by gorglebing	Fore Central Primary Hallway At ((114, 147, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:50:02 @ 01:28:37 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 95 200 0 83 25 0 0 Possibly Murdered By V-1 / definitelynotatraitor
Zachary Morrison As Roboticist Played by r0uny	Chapel At ((49, 129, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:50:02 @ 01:28:37 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 90 200 0 114 0 0 0
Justin Advoy As Botanist Played by saltyham	Departure Lounge At ((41, 124, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:50:08 @ 01:28:43 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 27 200 0 2 0 0 120 Possibly Murdered By Miriam Hornet / miriamhorn
Spears-The-Mint As Assistant Played by thedrunkenpumpkin	Departure Lounge At ((36, 125, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:50:49 @ 01:29:24 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 202 15 0 1 25 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Spears-The-Mint / thedrunkenpumpkin
Miriam Hornet As Medical Doctor Played by miriamhorn	Departure Lounge At ((42, 121, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:50:50 @ 01:29:25 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 100 200 4 99 0 0 120 Possibly Murdered By Miriam Hornet / miriamhorn
Marcel Metempsy As Assistant Played by chilimacmres	AI Satellite Foyer At ((102, 180, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:50:55 @ 01:29:30 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 154 200 0 11 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By V-1 / definitelynotatraitor
Zeddem Draken As Assistant Played by shadowfyrelord	AI Satellite Foyer At ((102, 180, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:50:56 @ 01:29:31 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 122 200 0 19 25 0 0 Possibly Murdered By B.E.A.N. / barberferdinand
Prawnt Pillarson As Shaft Miner Played by metalclone	Unexplored Location At ((203, 149, 3)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:51:07 @ 01:29:42 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 2 200 2 1 0 0 0
Tetragammon Thompson As Janitor Played by industrialindustrial	Grand Surgery Theatre At ((101, 93, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:51:16 @ 01:29:51 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 98 25 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Samatha Dave / extremelydoodoowaterplayer
Bigg Bobs As Assistant Played by carlarc	AI Satellite Foyer At ((102, 180, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:51:40 @ 01:30:15 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 72 200 0 23 20 0 0 Possibly Murdered By V-1 / definitelynotatraitor
BORGER As Cyborg Played by dragonfall17	Space At ((32, 138, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:52:03 @ 01:30:38 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 25 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Arlington Buckwheat / timapple
Lou Hoxen As Assistant Played by coucheese	Emergency Shuttle At ((20, 126, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:52:21 @ 01:30:56 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 212 200 4 2 20 0 86
Zeddem Draken As Chief Medical Officer Played by mochala	Departure Lounge At ((40, 123, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:52:22 @ 01:30:57 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 68 200 1 46 85 0 0 Possibly Murdered By B.E.A.N. / barberferdinand
Glu Furro As Chemist Played by glu	Departure Lounge At ((35, 126, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:52:22 @ 01:30:57 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 115 4 4 66 25 0 0 Possibly Murdered By B.E.A.N. / barberferdinand
Cheesecake As Cyborg Played by boferbofer	Emergency Shuttle At ((31, 124, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:53:21 @ 01:31:56 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 191 200 15 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By S.A.R.A.H. / chowdermcarthor
Don Mann As Paramedic Played by happyd0gg	Delivery Office At ((62, 154, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:53:46 @ 01:32:21 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Suffocation - 87 4 0 96 21 0 0 Possibly Murdered By B.E.A.N. / barberferdinand
V-1 As Cyborg Played by definitelynotatraitor	Emergency Shuttle At ((23, 116, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:54:04 @ 01:32:39 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 182 200 25 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By V-1 / definitelynotatraitor
TWA As AI Played by octogonapusmd	AI Chamber At ((102, 191, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2024-09-11 02:54:52 @ 01:33:27 During 237502 237502 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

Zeddem Draken (Shadowfyrelord) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract 8 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Bruce Steele, the Chief Medical Officer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Bruce Steele (Mochala) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

SUCCESS Extract 7 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Corky Maruca, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Melinoe Parker (MercuryArrow) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy

SUCCESS Perform acts of mischief, mesmerism and befuddlement in service of Wael.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Oscar Shirey (SteeleStealsSteel) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy

SUCCESS Do crime.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Tim Byrne (EsotericColourless) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy

FAIL Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Tardigrade Johngston (Watchulookinat) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy

FAIL Keep everyone out of the courtroom.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Ensure no foreigners escape the station.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

TWA (OctogonapusMD) as The Malfunctioning AI /datum/antagonist/malf_ai

SUCCESS Assassinate Joaquin Lewis, the Bitrunner.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Assassinate Neil Bagby, the Curator.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Prevent your own deactivation.
/datum/objective/survive/malf

Simon Overstreet (Bowek) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the hypospray
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Prevent Aubree Tedrow, the Bitrunner, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Glu Furro (Glu) as The Syndicate Sleeper Agent /datum/antagonist/traitor/infiltrator/sleeper_agent

FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Zeddem Draken, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Xander Beedell (Queenhoovy) as The Infiltrator /datum/antagonist/traitor/infiltrator

SUCCESS Prevent Reid Thomlinson, the Security Officer, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Cordswitch Bos (ValuedEmployee) as The Syndicate Sleeper Agent /datum/antagonist/traitor/infiltrator/sleeper_agent

FAIL Steal the nuclear authentication disk
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Prevent Paulie Soprano, the Bitrunner, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

broodmother spiderling (667) (CopperCrow) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Ensure the survival of the spider species and overtake whatever structure you find yourself in.
/datum/objective/spider

broodmother spiderling (243) (Leif.Nobody) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Ensure the survival of the spider species and overtake whatever structure you find yourself in.
/datum/objective/spider

viper spiderling (374) (Watchulookinat) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
/datum/objective/spider

hunter spiderling (754) (SargesC) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
/datum/objective/spider

guard spiderling (937) (esotericcolourless) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
/datum/objective/spider

hunter spiderling (677) (Purotozilla) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
/datum/objective/spider

hunter spiderling (889) (Purotozilla) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
/datum/objective/spider

hunter spiderling (823) (Watchulookinat) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
/datum/objective/spider

viper spiderling (543) (Xprtdrt) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
/datum/objective/spider

breacher spiderling (161) (DaydreamIQ) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

SUCCESS Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
/datum/objective/spider

viper spiderling (195) (Watchulookinat) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
/datum/objective/spider

breacher spiderling (416) (Bisar) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
/datum/objective/spider

breacher spiderling (542) (SargesC) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
/datum/objective/spider

tangle spiderling (108) (NoeSilent) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
/datum/objective/spider

tangle spiderling (250) (Uwumacaronitime) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
/datum/objective/spider

broodmother spiderling (558) (esotericcolourless) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
/datum/objective/spider

broodmother spiderling (245) (MercuryArrow) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
/datum/objective/spider

ambush spiderling (867) (Smoted) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
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viper spiderling (499) (Watchulookinat) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
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viper spiderling (542) (Watchulookinat) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
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guard spiderling (130) (Woodman69420) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
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Tetragammon Thompson (IndustrialIndustrial) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized

SUCCESS You are a ssservant to " Tim byrne" and "Glu Furro" And "Bruce sssteele" ANd "Cordssswitch bosss", SSServe your massstersss, Protect them at all cossstsss, Keep the identity of the sssyndicate sssecret unlesss your massstersss tell you otherwissse.
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alien queen (504) (Foxicide) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

SUCCESS Survive and advance the Hive.
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viper spiderling (554) (Watchulookinat) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
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tangle spiderling (910) (Uwumacaronitime) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
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viper spiderling (865) (Pingytalk) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
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hunter spiderling (809) (Watchulookinat) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
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tank spiderling (954) (Wildorado) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
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tangle spiderling (127) (NoeSilent) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Cargo Hive, set up and leave when shuttle arrives
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viper spiderling (850) (Watchulookinat) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
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nurse spiderling (973) (Xprtdrt) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
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viper spiderling (103) (esotericcolourless) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
/datum/objective/spider

hunter spiderling (247) (Glowing Verity) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
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tank spiderling (273) (NoeSilent) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

SUCCESS Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
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ambush spiderling (497) (ValuedEmployee) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
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broodmother spiderling (426) (Sippy_Kot) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
/datum/objective/spider

viper spiderling (763) (Watchulookinat) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
/datum/objective/spider

Don Mann (HappyD0gg) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized

SUCCESS MY COPY ISSSNT HERE
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viper spiderling (111) (Pingytalk) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
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ambush spiderling (779) (Uwumacaronitime) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
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tank spiderling (931) (Xprtdrt) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
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viper spiderling (722) (Watchulookinat) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
/datum/objective/spider

tangle spiderling (126) (Queenhoovy) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
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nurse spiderling (556) (Woodman69420) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Cargo Hive, Set up
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viper spiderling (452) (Leif.Nobody) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

SUCCESS Spread the infestation.
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hunter spiderling (887) (ValuedEmployee) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
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hunter spiderling (827) (Chilimacmres) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
/datum/objective/spider

tank spiderling (638) (Bisar) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
/datum/objective/spider

hunter spiderling (472) (Smoted) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

SUCCESS Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
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tarantula spiderling (137) (Xprtdrt) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
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nurse spiderling (90) (Bisar) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
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hunter spiderling (636) (Pingytalk) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
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hunter spiderling (469) (Watchulookinat) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
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nurse spiderling (299) (SargesC) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Cargo Hive, set up and leave when shuttle arrives
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nurse spiderling (835) (Woodman69420) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Spread the infestation.
/datum/objective/spider

hunter spiderling (41) (Pingytalk) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

SUCCESS Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: Overrun the station, ensure no survivors.
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nurse spiderling (699) (SargesC) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
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nurse spiderling (757) (esotericcolourless) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider

FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: KILL ANYTHING WITH FEWER THAN 8 LEGS! EXPAND THE NEST! BRING DEAD TWO-LEGS TO BROODMOTHERS! THRIVE! HAVE FUN!
/datum/objective/spider