Statbus

Slimdick Jim (Uzedpickle) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Gael Jesse (Colonel.EXE450) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Rhoa Ves (Idnvr) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Calcium LI (RuneQuester) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Montague Pritchard (Ponos) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The oxygen is killing them all and they don't even know it. Make sure no oxygen is on the station.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Sam Lafortune (Theta006) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Nathan Perkins (Firebudgy) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Presto Pomodor (RapidStrikeX) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 4, they don't exist.
/datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber

Caveman Johnson (Vladimir_F-ing_Putin) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Callie Carr (Bluedazzled) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Roman Perez (Rumann) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Daniel Donovan (DozLocke) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all purple!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint